on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
Anonymous (via sweetfilthpig)
Things men don’t understand #28464
The worst std is children
This is offensive and just plain ignorant. My child is not an STD. She’s a fucking miracle and my reason for fighting.
There are some things that you just don’t joke about, moron. Ever heard of a rape joke? It’s called inappropriate.
The worst std is children =/= rape joke
me always (via owlbelieveinyou)
This deserves a post on its own because Hannibal looks adorable wearing those oven mitts.
when my friend told her drug dealer that she was transgender he immediately started using the correct pronouns for her and her parents dont so theres an issue there
I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights
somebody gets it.
my mom made these like brownie cupcake things and they look like just normal brownies but then you take the wrapper off and
mother fucking chocolate chip cookie
but that’s still not all. take a bite and
THAT IS A GODDAMN OREO ON TOP OF A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE AND COVERED IN A BROWNIE THIS SHIT IS LIKE EATING THE FUCKING TEARS OF GOD YOU TAKE ONE BITE AND YOU HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT YOU WILL BELIEVE BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY THIS MAGIC IN YOUR MOUTH WAS NOT SENT FROM THE HEAVENS
Is your mum Jesus?